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I switched October with Maphtis ironclad Send a noteboard - 16/12/2009 03:07:01 PM
I am really very glad you crossed out the best. You can now cross out the friend, too. I can't believe you are offering me up on here!! I am going to kill you. And I'm going to do it before you go traipsing off to England so that you won't have to worry about your fossilized genitals. See how nice I am?
Also, for the record, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. And I am great in bed.
So there.

sam


Now tell us about her in her natural habitat.


You haven't been to see her in the nursing home? Wasn't it your turn to rub her bedsores the first week of October? No wonder the staffers complained about her being so cranky the following week. We set up rotations for a reason.


He said he'd be okay with some nice autumn walks with her while I was hoping January snow would prevent me from getting there in the first place. We'll have to see how that goes.
*MySmiley*

You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
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I have found a girl for Jonte. nossy - 15/12/2009 03:57:23 PM 844 Views
I never really bought into this "two people have to be similar to date" idea ironclad - 15/12/2009 04:01:20 PM 478 Views
He is not old!! He is only 3 months older than I am. Bitch!! The Shrike - 15/12/2009 04:05:14 PM 558 Views
Look, I believe jens is even older than nossy, so no worries there... jh - 15/12/2009 04:44:12 PM 499 Views
Lies! ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:18:42 PM 511 Views
! Gena - 15/12/2009 09:09:46 PM 510 Views
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That would be scary! Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:05:54 PM 473 Views
let's not psychoanalyze the funny post, jensifer. *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 04:17:38 PM 287 Views
Oh, a match made in heaven!!! Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:04:04 PM 498 Views
lol, I was going to tell you that you typoed "heaven" for "the burning fires of hell." *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 04:18:19 PM 286 Views
Women are evil, Jonte. Turn gay. The Shrike - 15/12/2009 04:05:55 PM 536 Views
um nossy - 15/12/2009 04:28:40 PM 482 Views
I'll consider it. jh - 15/12/2009 04:45:22 PM 464 Views
tis true Gena - 15/12/2009 09:09:06 PM 503 Views
snoopcester - 15/12/2009 04:19:57 PM 494 Views
Yes, but he's from Halland, so that doesnt put him beyond bestiality. Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:25:10 PM 616 Views
What's wrong with people from Halland? *NM* Linda - 15/12/2009 04:53:32 PM 344 Views
Jonte is from Halland? *NM* snoopcester - 15/12/2009 04:55:36 PM 302 Views
There is totally nothing wrong with people from here. jh - 15/12/2009 05:05:54 PM 452 Views
don't blame Halland for it! Linda - 15/12/2009 05:07:43 PM 556 Views
I knew you were a good person. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 05:08:39 PM 254 Views
Oh, I don't! Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:07:13 PM 473 Views
If you are saying what I think you are saying, then I don't think what you said means what you think snoopcester - 16/12/2009 09:49:38 AM 470 Views
Whoops! Now I see it! Sophy - 16/12/2009 03:07:13 PM 468 Views
snoopcester - 16/12/2009 03:10:54 PM 472 Views
Holland? ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:19:20 PM 467 Views
Nice try, lithuanian. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 08:24:53 PM 269 Views
You can't blame him, with the World Cup coming up and all... *NM* Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:26:12 PM 298 Views
If so, I'd choose a good team... jh - 15/12/2009 08:35:42 PM 503 Views
We'll see about that when the tournament starts. *NM* Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:41:21 PM 288 Views
Yes, you are correct. jh - 15/12/2009 08:47:04 PM 466 Views
At least they stand a chance of getting there, yes? Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:55:19 PM 448 Views
unlike belgium? jh - 15/12/2009 09:57:44 PM 487 Views
Your taste is dreadful, it would appear. Legolas - 15/12/2009 10:13:33 PM 452 Views
*NM* ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:47:59 PM 279 Views
? nossy - 15/12/2009 04:27:48 PM 492 Views
I like her already. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 04:43:07 PM 269 Views
Fossilized genitals... much less useful on a girl. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/12/2009 06:47:02 PM 287 Views
are they useful on a man? *NM* Gena - 15/12/2009 09:01:22 PM 287 Views
Do we really have to do into detail here? nossy - 15/12/2009 09:03:44 PM 479 Views
*points at Jack* Gena - 15/12/2009 09:05:03 PM 469 Views
Prude! ironclad - 15/12/2009 09:11:34 PM 603 Views
I have a feeling she was anti-naughty there, but hey. nossy - 15/12/2009 09:22:34 PM 487 Views
I'm thinking petrified wood. What are you thinking? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 01:02:08 AM 302 Views
Is that what happens when you think about moley nuns at the wrong time? *NM* nossy - 16/12/2009 03:57:20 AM 295 Views
Moley? TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 04:44:23 AM 497 Views
something tells me mapthis has been hacking into your system. *NM* nossy - 17/12/2009 01:43:30 AM 303 Views
Well a man wouldnt have much use of them either. Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:16:05 PM 463 Views
You know much about this.... *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 10:18:40 PM 293 Views
My best friend is in love with a Danish bogbody. Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:23:14 PM 474 Views
What if you trapped it in amber? TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 01:03:34 AM 432 Views
By the way, I forgot to ask... jh - 15/12/2009 09:58:45 PM 473 Views
I have no idea. But I will tell her someone is asking very important questions. *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 10:05:36 PM 263 Views
Yes. You totally should... "by the way, best friend, I totally tried to sell you on the... jh - 15/12/2009 10:25:18 PM 435 Views
You are looking for a she-Jonte? *NM* Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:10:31 PM 274 Views
But.... Elaine - 15/12/2009 11:05:12 PM 497 Views
Oh, go reproduce or something. jh - 15/12/2009 11:25:13 PM 452 Views
Poor Jonte Elaine - 16/12/2009 12:01:42 AM 501 Views
Sam I am. Sam I Am - 16/12/2009 12:11:35 AM 455 Views
Ew.. nossy - 16/12/2009 12:42:59 AM 453 Views
Re: Ew.. Sam I Am - 16/12/2009 12:43:52 AM 461 Views
Puh-lease woman nossy - 16/12/2009 03:54:53 AM 453 Views
Welcome to the place where Nossy is ki...erm, I mean queen. ironclad - 16/12/2009 08:33:04 AM 411 Views
But jens... jh - 16/12/2009 08:55:19 AM 486 Views
Re: Welcome to the place where Nossy is ki...erm, I mean queen. TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 03:00:08 PM 433 Views
I switched October with Maphtis ironclad - 16/12/2009 03:07:01 PM 455 Views
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