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Sam I am. Sam I Am Send a noteboard - 16/12/2009 12:11:35 AM
I am really very glad you crossed out the best. You can now cross out the friend, too. I can't believe you are offering me up on here!! I am going to kill you. And I'm going to do it before you go traipsing off to England so that you won't have to worry about your fossilized genitals. See how nice I am?
Also, for the record, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. And I am great in bed.
So there.

sam

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I have found a girl for Jonte. nossy - 15/12/2009 03:57:23 PM 1085 Views
I never really bought into this "two people have to be similar to date" idea ironclad - 15/12/2009 04:01:20 PM 704 Views
He is not old!! He is only 3 months older than I am. Bitch!! The Shrike - 15/12/2009 04:05:14 PM 808 Views
Look, I believe jens is even older than nossy, so no worries there... jh - 15/12/2009 04:44:12 PM 730 Views
Lies! ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:18:42 PM 755 Views
! Gena - 15/12/2009 09:09:46 PM 742 Views
*NM* snoopcester - 15/12/2009 09:18:48 PM 264 Views
That would be scary! Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:05:54 PM 710 Views
let's not psychoanalyze the funny post, jensifer. *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 04:17:38 PM 383 Views
Oh, a match made in heaven!!! Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:04:04 PM 740 Views
lol, I was going to tell you that you typoed "heaven" for "the burning fires of hell." *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 04:18:19 PM 374 Views
Women are evil, Jonte. Turn gay. The Shrike - 15/12/2009 04:05:55 PM 780 Views
um nossy - 15/12/2009 04:28:40 PM 732 Views
I'll consider it. jh - 15/12/2009 04:45:22 PM 692 Views
tis true Gena - 15/12/2009 09:09:06 PM 748 Views
snoopcester - 15/12/2009 04:19:57 PM 721 Views
Yes, but he's from Halland, so that doesnt put him beyond bestiality. Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:25:10 PM 855 Views
What's wrong with people from Halland? *NM* Linda - 15/12/2009 04:53:32 PM 507 Views
Jonte is from Halland? *NM* snoopcester - 15/12/2009 04:55:36 PM 400 Views
There is totally nothing wrong with people from here. jh - 15/12/2009 05:05:54 PM 694 Views
don't blame Halland for it! Linda - 15/12/2009 05:07:43 PM 858 Views
I knew you were a good person. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 05:08:39 PM 352 Views
Oh, I don't! Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:07:13 PM 730 Views
If you are saying what I think you are saying, then I don't think what you said means what you think snoopcester - 16/12/2009 09:49:38 AM 698 Views
Whoops! Now I see it! Sophy - 16/12/2009 03:07:13 PM 708 Views
snoopcester - 16/12/2009 03:10:54 PM 722 Views
Holland? ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:19:20 PM 701 Views
Nice try, lithuanian. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 08:24:53 PM 374 Views
You can't blame him, with the World Cup coming up and all... *NM* Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:26:12 PM 390 Views
If so, I'd choose a good team... jh - 15/12/2009 08:35:42 PM 790 Views
We'll see about that when the tournament starts. *NM* Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:41:21 PM 388 Views
Yes, you are correct. jh - 15/12/2009 08:47:04 PM 701 Views
At least they stand a chance of getting there, yes? Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:55:19 PM 690 Views
unlike belgium? jh - 15/12/2009 09:57:44 PM 732 Views
Your taste is dreadful, it would appear. Legolas - 15/12/2009 10:13:33 PM 674 Views
*NM* ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:47:59 PM 383 Views
? nossy - 15/12/2009 04:27:48 PM 732 Views
I like her already. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 04:43:07 PM 372 Views
Fossilized genitals... much less useful on a girl. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/12/2009 06:47:02 PM 388 Views
are they useful on a man? *NM* Gena - 15/12/2009 09:01:22 PM 397 Views
Do we really have to do into detail here? nossy - 15/12/2009 09:03:44 PM 716 Views
*points at Jack* Gena - 15/12/2009 09:05:03 PM 703 Views
Prude! ironclad - 15/12/2009 09:11:34 PM 835 Views
I have a feeling she was anti-naughty there, but hey. nossy - 15/12/2009 09:22:34 PM 721 Views
I'm thinking petrified wood. What are you thinking? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 01:02:08 AM 404 Views
Is that what happens when you think about moley nuns at the wrong time? *NM* nossy - 16/12/2009 03:57:20 AM 429 Views
Moley? TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 04:44:23 AM 721 Views
something tells me mapthis has been hacking into your system. *NM* nossy - 17/12/2009 01:43:30 AM 396 Views
Well a man wouldnt have much use of them either. Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:16:05 PM 706 Views
You know much about this.... *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 10:18:40 PM 398 Views
My best friend is in love with a Danish bogbody. Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:23:14 PM 746 Views
What if you trapped it in amber? TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 01:03:34 AM 679 Views
By the way, I forgot to ask... jh - 15/12/2009 09:58:45 PM 720 Views
I have no idea. But I will tell her someone is asking very important questions. *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 10:05:36 PM 368 Views
Yes. You totally should... "by the way, best friend, I totally tried to sell you on the... jh - 15/12/2009 10:25:18 PM 681 Views
You are looking for a she-Jonte? *NM* Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:10:31 PM 384 Views
But.... Elaine - 15/12/2009 11:05:12 PM 731 Views
Oh, go reproduce or something. jh - 15/12/2009 11:25:13 PM 707 Views
Poor Jonte Elaine - 16/12/2009 12:01:42 AM 742 Views
Sam I am. Sam I Am - 16/12/2009 12:11:35 AM 696 Views
Ew.. nossy - 16/12/2009 12:42:59 AM 685 Views
Re: Ew.. Sam I Am - 16/12/2009 12:43:52 AM 706 Views
Puh-lease woman nossy - 16/12/2009 03:54:53 AM 678 Views
Welcome to the place where Nossy is ki...erm, I mean queen. ironclad - 16/12/2009 08:33:04 AM 646 Views
But jens... jh - 16/12/2009 08:55:19 AM 733 Views
Re: Welcome to the place where Nossy is ki...erm, I mean queen. TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 03:00:08 PM 663 Views
I switched October with Maphtis ironclad - 16/12/2009 03:07:01 PM 692 Views
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