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Wait, I know the answer. jh Send a noteboard - 19/12/2009 09:35:06 PM
1. Is smoking marijuana really worse for your mental health than being shipped off to shoot at Arabs?


Yes. See, shooting arabs is your patriotic duty.

2. If you had to choose, would you rather 1) piss yourself on the bus or 2) tell your mom you're gay?


TEll my mom I'm gay. Really. I don't think she'd buy it, though.

3. Wait a minute, wait a minute. . . who shot at Reagan?, I forget.


Some guy. Did it to impress some actress. I am not certain it worked.

4. You had an affair?, and now she's trying to kill us? How could you?!


Well. I had the opportunity, and you are being way cold to me lately.

5. Will you be staying with us for business or pleasure?


Pleasure. Please.

6. Jesus Christ, my family wants me & my brother to do Christmas Eve, and we're like. . how the fuck do you cook a turkey?!


Oh, you stuff it with stuffing of your choice, like... you know, apples, prunes, turkey liver, herbs.. use lots of salt and pepper on the skin, and put some butter on it. thne you put it in the oven at 175° for some hours. please rotate it while cooking, and put melted butter on it at regular intervals. Have a tray under to collect the juices.

7. Where do you get a turkey?


Any regular store. :D

8. What goes with turkey?, like. . . potatoes and uh. . . What?


Gravy. :D

9. What does turkey taste like?, is it kinda like chicken?


Not really, no.

10. Since my family tend to get excessively drunk at Christmas, my brother and I were thinking. . . maybe we'd get away with just serving booze, potato chips and dip. But what kind of dip says "CHRISTMAS"?


Cinnamon/ginger dip, of course. Perhaps cloves.
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Re: I like those twirly things. When I have a girlfriend I shall get one and twirl them at her. Danae al'Thor - 19/12/2009 03:09:25 PM 478 Views
where's the ice cream? damookster - 19/12/2009 04:10:42 PM 487 Views
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Wait, I know the answer. jh - 19/12/2009 09:35:06 PM 420 Views
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