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Re: Something. Something. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. rAndy aL Send a noteboard - 19/12/2009 11:00:01 PM
1. Is smoking marijuana really worse for your mental health than being shipped off to shoot at Arabs?


No idea.

2. If you had to choose, would you rather 1) piss yourself on the bus or 2) tell your mom you're gay?


I'm not sure. If I went with option 1, then I would be surrounded by total strangers, but if I went with option 2 then I could always backtrack and say I was messing with her...

I'd go with 1), and a pre-emptive sorry to the bus driver.

3. Wait a minute, wait a minute. . . who shot at Reagan?, I forget.


Which one was Reagan?

4. You had an affair?, and now she's trying to kill us? How could you?!


Somebody set me up!

5. Will you be staying with us for business or pleasure?


Pleasure.

6. Jesus Christ, my family wants me & my brother to do Christmas Eve, and we're like. . how the fuck do you cook a turkey?!


Step 1. Post it as a question on RAFO

7. Where do you get a turkey?


Supermarket?

8. What goes with turkey?, like. . . potatoes and uh. . . What?


Assorted sides, it doesn't really matter. Basically whatever goes with chicken.

9. What does turkey taste like?, is it kinda like chicken?


A little, but it's drier.

10. Since my family tend to get excessively drunk at Christmas, my brother and I were thinking. . . maybe we'd get away with just serving booze, potato chips and dip. But what kind of dip says "CHRISTMAS"?


That sounds like a bad idea...
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Monkeys. Ice cream. Steve Hughes. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. Rinoa - 19/12/2009 12:34:16 PM 666 Views
Re: Monkeys. Ice cream. Steve Hughes. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. Jonielle - 19/12/2009 12:52:17 PM 432 Views
Shouldn't this have been categorized as a survey? ranagrande - 19/12/2009 12:54:55 PM 491 Views
Advice... Milla - 19/12/2009 01:48:06 PM 461 Views
*sings* These are a few of my favorite things? Kel - 19/12/2009 01:53:38 PM 491 Views
You strip for monkeys now? snoopcester - 19/12/2009 02:00:56 PM 467 Views
As long as they pay? jh - 19/12/2009 09:38:13 PM 422 Views
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Re: I like those twirly things. When I have a girlfriend I shall get one and twirl them at her. Danae al'Thor - 19/12/2009 03:09:25 PM 473 Views
where's the ice cream? damookster - 19/12/2009 04:10:42 PM 483 Views
ahaha *NM* nossy - 19/12/2009 05:47:05 PM 167 Views
Re: Monkeys. Ice cream. Steve Hughes. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. Liam - 19/12/2009 07:31:07 PM 419 Views
Wait, I know the answer. jh - 19/12/2009 09:35:06 PM 416 Views
Re: Something. Something. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. rAndy aL - 19/12/2009 11:00:01 PM 669 Views
I think it was Jodie Foster who shot at Reagan *NM* ironclad - 20/12/2009 02:23:16 PM 183 Views
You had me at "breasts". *NM* M`Hael - 22/12/2009 12:47:45 AM 164 Views
Best. Post. Ever. *NM* Jacob - 22/12/2009 07:13:03 PM 166 Views
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