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I would never Elaine Send a noteboard - 19/01/2010 07:45:43 PM
1. Be someone short whose last name is Short?

Or

Be someone obese whose last name is Skinny?


I'll go with the former. I heard a most amusing song about short people recently. My six foot sisters sang it to me. Wenches.

2. Take money out of the collection basket at church?

OR

Park in the handicapped spot right in front of a man with a wheelchair?


The latter. I could, at least, feign a bad limp/other physical handicap, whereas half-inching the collection is not really something you can convincingly claim you're entitled to :D
Elaine
Irish Honey
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