His mother is dead, fool. Have some compassion.
callandor1000 Send a noteboard - 07/02/2010 02:31:23 AM
Me and here were getting busy and she just... died from the pleasure.
Him and I are still deeply wounded by the experience. You have to wait a minimum of 37 hours before making mom jokes. Don't you know anything???

Your mom. That's right. The cat is out of the bag. Your mom.
My mind isn't always in the gutter, it just has VIP access
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His mother is dead, fool. Have some compassion.
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