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Visiting married wotmaniacs as a fly on the wall part 1. Rinoa Send a noteboard - 18/02/2010 02:11:26 PM

Tim: Have you given any more thought to your dream? The one about the dolphins?
Rebekah: How did you know about my dream?
[Pause. TIM lights a big cigar.]
Tim: Dr. Murdoch-Smith.
Rebekah: Benjamin? My psychologist?
Tim: You know perfectly well that Ben is your psychologist; don't be so damn expositionistic!
Rebekah: Oh, you and your big, made up words. You seem to think they can replace -- . . .
Tim: What?
[REBEKAH nods towards TIM's crotch.]
Tim: Don't be ridiculous. You're just projecting your own fears of coming up too short on me.
Rebekah: Am I, Tim?, am I?! What's that you've got in your mouth?
[TIM looks down.]
Tim: Gosh darn! A cigar!
Rebekah: And that's not all, Tim. That cigar will offer you but false and fleeting security.
Tim: What makes you say that?
Rebekah: A cigar can't last forever, you know.
Tim: Hah! I'd like to see an erection that could last forever!
Rebekah: So Benjamin was right! You are a homosexual!
[REBEKAH breaks into tears and runs out of the room.]
[TIM rises and regards his cigar with concentration.]
Tim: Gosh darn! I am a homosexual!




    fin!








Tune in next week for awkward moments with Elaine & Dan!
"All the worlds are in the sky
and some of them keep me from falling."

-- Charlie Mystery, age 5
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Visiting married wotmaniacs as a fly on the wall part 1. Rinoa - 18/02/2010 02:11:26 PM 590 Views
Speaking of which.... Elaine - 18/02/2010 02:16:43 PM 295 Views
Yeah, Dan's got all the info. Saturday evening! It's just myself. Rinoa - 18/02/2010 02:21:40 PM 264 Views
So he tells me Elaine - 19/02/2010 02:03:07 PM 237 Views
I'll be there! Nebhead - 18/02/2010 05:28:05 PM 268 Views
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Ohh they're gonna have your head for that *NM* ironclad - 18/02/2010 02:35:46 PM 112 Views
'tis most funny because it is so true snoopcester - 18/02/2010 02:42:47 PM 276 Views
Dammit, woman! Rebekah - 18/02/2010 03:26:12 PM 305 Views
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Re: Dammit, woman! Macharius - 18/02/2010 06:33:16 PM 232 Views
British pancakes are closer to sweet crepes. Wibble - 18/02/2010 07:32:28 PM 233 Views
I like my pancakes with Kuke - 18/02/2010 11:58:00 PM 263 Views
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You are making them wrongly then. snoopcester - 19/02/2010 09:36:14 AM 232 Views
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I knew it!!!!!!!! *NM* LiterateDog - 18/02/2010 09:57:27 PM 107 Views
Joe's gaydar is never wrong. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 18/02/2010 10:13:05 PM 91 Views
Haha! That was gosh darn fun! jiggy - 19/02/2010 09:37:20 AM 256 Views
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