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Chuck Norris jokes are still around because Chuck Norris wants them around. *NM* Tigr Send a noteboard - 10/03/2010 09:17:59 PM
You know we have to do this. I'll do the first one.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of Surprise.
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged. -- Henrich Heine
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Happy birthday, Chuck FREAKIN Norris!!!! Mats Gambling Buddy - 10/03/2010 09:12:25 PM 663 Views
Had he been on flight Oceanic 815 there'd be no Lost. *NM* ironclad - 10/03/2010 09:13:56 PM 196 Views
Sticks and stones may break your bones... Mats Gambling Buddy - 10/03/2010 09:17:05 PM 531 Views
Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays. He's just always been there... waiting... watching... *NM* TaskmasterJack - 10/03/2010 09:17:26 PM 236 Views
Chuck Norris jokes are still around because Chuck Norris wants them around. *NM* Tigr - 10/03/2010 09:17:59 PM 228 Views
Chuck Norris doesn't tan or burn....as the Sun would like to be around for another 5 billion years. *NM* scalius - 10/03/2010 09:50:19 PM 248 Views
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. *NM* Gher - 10/03/2010 11:55:55 PM 245 Views
Chuck Norris went skydiving without a parachute once... FalonDeathwatchGuard - 11/03/2010 01:06:19 AM 592 Views
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. *NM* Hobo - 11/03/2010 06:30:17 AM 240 Views
Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero. *NM* Kel - 11/03/2010 07:12:00 PM 222 Views
When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet... the water gets 'Norris-ed' *NM* Monique - 11/03/2010 10:20:28 PM 249 Views
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. *NM* Tim - 12/03/2010 09:36:31 AM 265 Views
Chuck Norris doesn't need to read and find out... he already knows. *NM* ranagrande - 12/03/2010 08:07:53 PM 239 Views
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