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When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet... the water gets 'Norris-ed' *NM* Monique Send a noteboard - 11/03/2010 10:20:28 PM
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of Surprise.
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