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I don't know if this counts as cooking since it was just a frozen pizza. callandor1000 Send a noteboard - 17/03/2010 12:38:33 AM
It was a dark and stormy night. Thunder was crashing. Death was on the air. It was the middle of the worst storm of the last 50 years. Failure was predetermined.

So I went ahead and took the pizza out of the box and preheated the oven. Then I took the pizza out of the plastic and put it onto the pizza pan. But I didn't remove the cardboard piece on the bottom of the pizza. So after like 25 minutes of cooking, I took it out and the top of the pizza was nice and cooked but the bottom wasn't even slightly. It was a huge, soagy mess. I don't recall if we fixed it or not. I'm sure I ate it. It probably sucked.

Then my house got struck by lightning and burned up in a firey blaze of pizza disaster, never to be heard from again.

Your mom. That's right. The cat is out of the bag. Your mom.

My mind isn't always in the gutter, it just has VIP access
This message last edited by callandor1000 on 17/03/2010 at 12:38:48 AM
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Best cooking disasters? Lupine - 16/03/2010 03:36:21 PM 1050 Views
I've never had anything go wrong on quite that level LadyLorraine - 16/03/2010 04:15:06 PM 871 Views
Thanks, I feel quite special now. Lupine - 17/03/2010 04:09:00 PM 784 Views
Re: Best cooking disasters? Macharius - 16/03/2010 04:43:01 PM 826 Views
I don't know if this counts as cooking since it was just a frozen pizza. callandor1000 - 17/03/2010 12:38:33 AM 806 Views
Now that's impressive. Lupine - 17/03/2010 04:11:32 PM 803 Views
lol Lupine - 17/03/2010 04:10:25 PM 785 Views
I don't know that I have a disaster with a positive outcome... TaskmasterJack - 16/03/2010 04:49:17 PM 772 Views
Was she British? Lupine - 17/03/2010 04:14:33 PM 832 Views
You totally did. Legolas - 17/03/2010 04:21:16 PM 778 Views
No, but her teeth were. TaskmasterJack - 17/03/2010 06:06:56 PM 758 Views
That definitely took me a minute to get. LOL *NM* Lupine - 17/03/2010 06:32:26 PM 384 Views
I once tried to double a meatloaf recipe and just use a bigger pan. PhotoJim - 16/03/2010 06:54:49 PM 782 Views
Heh. Lupine - 17/03/2010 04:15:42 PM 802 Views
Mmm delicious Zeeb - 16/03/2010 07:34:42 PM 782 Views
Re: Mmm delicious Lupine - 17/03/2010 04:16:57 PM 864 Views
Haha impressive comeback FredWeasley - 17/03/2010 04:44:40 AM 1009 Views
Thanks Lupine - 17/03/2010 04:21:01 PM 914 Views
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