But just to be safe, don't do anything of the kind.

This turd is looking for attention. Giving it to him is just feeding him.

However, if the police don't do jack nor squat (and all too often they're useless in situations like this until someone is hurt or killed) then feel free to phone me if you need help.

I'm sure it's just a couple of hours flight and swords go quite nicely in check baggage as costume accessories. Firearms - well those I can probably pick up there should I need them.