- Women are like mules. Wait. No. Goats. Women are like goats. Except every flaming one thinks she's a horse instead, and a prize racing mare to boot. Do you understand me, Talmanes?
...for a lot of the old console games (Nintendo, SNES, Sega Genesis, Game Gear, etc) is Retro Uprising. I've been playing through the old Final Fantasy games, having a blast.