Βίου, bayou isn't that swampland where you come from Or do you have another name for this that is a pet name.

Seriously though what southern plantation did you come from again? Mississippi, and not Alabama?

I do not have the energy to make Φιλοσοφία Βίου Κυβερνήτης into some form of pun. Where it is funny where I pretend I mishear you and change the meaning.

I am just not smart enough and skilled to do it. I am after all horrible with the romantic languages (and I am envious of other people's skills such as yours) so you can finish it.

Φιλοσοφία Βίου Κυβερνήτης

where you are the lover of X, swamp for bayou, Governor...but we do not pronounce governor like that in greek it is pronounced is pronounced koo-ber-nay'-tace. I am drawing a blank for koo ber nay tace

Probably something with κυβερνώ (leader) móros (foolish) and X. But besides picking X I would need to make the grammar and pronounication of the compound word work.

So what would you pick mister whitty Mr. Master's degree in romantic languages. Teach me Larry Say something punny.