Wait Donald Trump uses Twitter in order to be productive, say it isn't so because if that is his goal he sure is SUCCEEDING AT BEING SO PRODUCTIVE

And he is being so harmonious to, and pointing out the radical truths that change the conversation, and so on

I do not think you understand why the idea is such a good parody. It is because to Donald Trump it is all about attention, and not about succeeding or changing the conversation or moving the ball forward. It is only about kicking people in the balls and attacking strawmen that you create.

That is why it is so funny

And lets make a bullshit reason why there is a 48 hour delay. Something about being president and the tweets need to be verified, and the gps data and all that removed or something