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I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. random thoughts Send a noteboard - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM

You just need to sprinkle some magic fairy dust on the stuffed bear and then get up every night and move and desperately try to hide it when you forget and she is looking for it. At least the only "tricks" you need to worry about is the occasional bear poop.

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In honor of Labor Day - what is your job/career? Anonymous2000 - 05/09/2017 03:19:08 AM 1345 Views
Wage slave. I slave for wages that barely allow my survival. *NM* Hieshyn - 05/09/2017 03:20:14 AM 470 Views
What led you to such a dire predicament? *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 03:53:32 AM 457 Views
Several decades ago, a woman squeezed him out of her uterus. Cannoli - 05/09/2017 11:15:33 AM 737 Views
But the slavery, man! The slavery! *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:27:13 PM 485 Views
seriously, what's going on ? *NM* AgentApple - 07/09/2017 07:13:33 PM 472 Views
Made a lot of bad choices at 18-19 that lead to serious wage garnishment. Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 08:21:47 PM 802 Views
All you can do now is learn from it, right? LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 02:55:38 AM 800 Views
To clarrify Wage slavery and Canteel slavery are very different. Im not saying one is the other. *NM* Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 08:50:22 PM 469 Views
Department manager at a health insurance company. *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 03:54:00 AM 464 Views
That sounds like a hoot..... Anonymous2000 - 05/09/2017 01:54:32 PM 897 Views
Well, it isn't my dream job, but it isn't bad. LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:26:46 PM 722 Views
I look after a child and a house. And two dogs. Aviendha - 05/09/2017 08:54:27 AM 713 Views
I sell, plant, and transplant big trees. nossy - 05/09/2017 01:44:15 PM 724 Views
Ahem Aviendha - 05/09/2017 07:08:35 PM 798 Views
Where is this garden? nossy - 05/09/2017 09:17:17 PM 777 Views
near Nottingham and Derby 8l *NM* Aviendha - 06/09/2017 06:09:02 PM 505 Views
So you two know each other, right? Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 09:01:32 PM 842 Views
Re: So you two know each other, right? Aviendha - 08/09/2017 10:19:04 AM 815 Views
She lives about 30 - 35 miles from London, but in your direction. LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 02:24:21 PM 805 Views
Huh Aviendha - 08/09/2017 07:07:17 PM 911 Views
You can just hop on down the M1. LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 07:41:23 PM 779 Views
Stalker!! *NM* nossy - 08/09/2017 09:42:33 PM 446 Views
Only for all the wrong reasons! *NM* LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 10:07:18 PM 503 Views
Word. nossy - 08/09/2017 09:41:38 PM 1005 Views
Animal. Aviendha - 09/09/2017 12:16:25 AM 952 Views
It's definitely not Luton. nossy - 09/09/2017 08:50:13 PM 733 Views
That's what I would say, too *NM* Aviendha - 12/09/2017 11:11:18 PM 479 Views
Mmmmhmmmmm. *NM* LiterateDog - 13/09/2017 03:14:36 PM 444 Views
I would like 500 Eucalyptus trees please aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 07:39:33 PM 770 Views
How many trees to keep a dead one? *NM* random thoughts - 05/09/2017 07:43:24 PM 498 Views
0? *NM* aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 08:04:48 PM 422 Views
that sounds cheaper and less mess random thoughts - 06/09/2017 02:07:44 PM 791 Views
I'm pretty sure that would not make the wife happy *NM* aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 02:37:17 PM 465 Views
Just go and move it every night like an elf on a shelf. *NM* random thoughts - 06/09/2017 07:33:18 PM 447 Views
Elf on the shelf just appears in a different spot in the morning aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 08:47:03 PM 765 Views
I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. random thoughts - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM 847 Views
Too hard to find nice ones around here. You're on your own. nossy - 05/09/2017 09:16:17 PM 798 Views
Just like Thanos aerocontrols - 07/09/2017 12:00:49 AM 783 Views
Like giant sequoias? *NM* damookster - 05/09/2017 07:51:34 PM 454 Views
Not the Californian size, but I have moved Sequoiadendron giganteum. *NM* nossy - 05/09/2017 09:14:44 PM 440 Views
I'm a system support and process specialist for transportation and warehousing systems. *NM* damookster - 05/09/2017 02:42:21 PM 462 Views
I've got a few systems right here you can support, 'Mookie. *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:30:31 PM 482 Views
damookster - 05/09/2017 05:07:30 PM 739 Views
I am an engineering contractor at NASA aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 03:08:15 PM 719 Views
Sounds sweet. AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:54:44 PM 755 Views
Re: Sounds sweet. aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 10:13:10 PM 783 Views
I sell and rent electronic test equipment *NM* random thoughts - 05/09/2017 05:55:04 PM 441 Views
Investigator for the office of the public defender. Ghavrel - 05/09/2017 11:03:20 PM 793 Views
SJW *NM* random thoughts - 06/09/2017 02:04:02 PM 463 Views
I think by this point I deserve to be called a social justice crusader. I have ascended. *NM* Ghavrel - 07/09/2017 06:00:16 AM 439 Views
Everyone loves a crusader random thoughts - 07/09/2017 04:01:05 PM 797 Views
seems interesting AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:57:03 PM 805 Views
Re: seems interesting Ghavrel - 07/09/2017 06:00:45 AM 740 Views
Material Manager (mix between Supply Chain, Procurement, Warehouse) for a Pharma Company. *NM* Jeordam - 06/09/2017 07:11:19 PM 448 Views
Software Programmer at a startup company AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:53:24 PM 746 Views
Can you make AT&T's service reliable, though? *NM* Ghavrel - 09/09/2017 06:18:40 AM 392 Views
I can help with that random thoughts - 10/09/2017 03:54:22 PM 671 Views
My issue with AT&T is actually landline. Or whatever you'd call UVerse. Ghavrel - 11/09/2017 08:44:14 AM 737 Views
It is fiber to the neighborhood then twisted pair to your house. random thoughts - 11/09/2017 01:45:12 PM 940 Views
I could be wrong, but I don't think it's that. Ghavrel - 11/09/2017 07:52:15 PM 674 Views
If it is neighborhood wide then you are probably right. random thoughts - 12/09/2017 01:10:20 PM 799 Views
You're telling me. Ghavrel - 13/09/2017 12:38:29 AM 717 Views
So have I and that is why I live in Texas random thoughts - 13/09/2017 02:07:28 PM 835 Views
Currently a special ed/general ed teacher at a residential treatment center Larry - 07/09/2017 04:12:27 AM 815 Views
Molecular biology post doc. *NM* TheCrownless - 10/09/2017 04:20:01 PM 390 Views
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