I got a missed phone call from someone who couldn't make a single sentence clear to me. Just "mumble mumble mumble?" and "mumble mumble mumble" I did make out the word "Angela", I think which was maybe who it was trying to talk to?
One time I was in a gas station in the middle of Alabama behind two older dudes in redneck chic, whose entire conversation sounded (to me) like this:
Old Dude #1: "Mumble grumble errr mumble ROLL TIDE?"
Old Dude #2: *Yeah? Grumble mumble um bumble ROLL TIDE!"
Both: laughter
I didn't really get the joke.