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MacGregor!!! Tom Send a noteboard - 14/11/2017 01:49:56 AM

It reminds me of a wonderful joke:

A man stops his car by a particularly beautiful view of one of the many lochs of Scotland. Nearby, he sees a pub and walks in, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a beer and he remarks that the pub is absolutely beautiful, but for some reason empty, and asks why.

The bartender replies, "I'm MacGregor and this is my pub. I built it with my own hands. I personally finished all the woodwork here in this room. But do they call me MacGregor the builder? Nae. See the dock out there that goes to the loch? I quarried the stone with my own hands and sank the pilings into the loch. But do they call me MacGregor the stoneworker? Nae. But let me tell you this...you fuck one goat..."

Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.

ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius

Ummaka qinnassa nīk!

*MySmiley*
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which half was naked? *NM* - 10/11/2017 11:55:47 PM 584 Views
Big-busted blond wearing ONLY overalls. - 11/11/2017 12:04:59 AM 958 Views
pics? *NM* - 11/11/2017 12:06:01 AM 563 Views
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Primary? - 11/11/2017 08:17:50 PM 1042 Views
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MacGregor!!! - 14/11/2017 01:49:56 AM 881 Views
Hahahahaha. *NM* - 14/11/2017 05:36:50 PM 493 Views
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Sold they adjust your meds again? *NM* - 14/11/2017 02:10:09 AM 493 Views
Laughs at the irony of So vs Sold something about people throwing stones *NM* - 14/11/2017 02:17:30 AM 460 Views
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It looks like the evidence is mounting, what with the mall ban and the yearbook. *NM* - 14/11/2017 05:02:30 AM 507 Views
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