Before modification by Roland00 at 22/01/2018 05:54:04 PM
The one that follows the kid around all day as she ventures here and there doing whatever on her iPad. At the end she is laying on the ground in her front yard, typing away as the lady who lives next door comes outside and says hi. The woman asks, "what are you doing on your computer?" The kid replies, "what's a computer?"
This pisses me off every time it comes on. Yes it's oh so very clever, kids today grow up using tablets and phones as their digital devices of choice. But what's a computer? Like she never heard the word before and is totally confused by it? Really?
In a perfect world the adult neighbor talking to the kid would respond by saying something to the effect of, "Really? You know damn well what a computer is, smart ass bitch."
You let the mind virus into your system, influencing your decisions of what to like and not like...the advertising it got you 
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"Serenity now! Serenity now!"
** "What is that?"
"The doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say 'serenity now!'"**"Are you supposed to yell it?"
"The man on the tape wasn't specific."