"Molly?" I asked. "Wow, you sound all grown-up now." She laughed. "Yeah, the breast fairy came to visit and everything. Did you want to talk to my mom?" Some might find it significant that it took me a second to realize she wasn't being literal about the faerie. Sometimes I hate my life.
Before modification by Legolas at 29/12/2018 08:50:26 PM
What the actual hell?
I didn't think it was possible to be this clueless AND want to proudly put it out there for everyone to see and not be the President of the United States...
