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I thought Crisco was what trailer trash used in place of KY Tom Send a noteboard - 04/11/2019 10:30:29 PM

Vaseline has that weird chemically smell.

One of my friends in High School said his mother always warned him that there were parties where the kids got out Crisco, and it was Satan's work (he was Southern Baptist, or rather, his family was).

Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.

ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius

Ummaka qinnassa nīk!

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