I am a fan of Wheel of Time, Song of Ice & Fire, and I am a patriotic citizen of the United States, founded by a cabal of anti-Catholic masons, which had an actual anti-Catholic political party before it had Republicans, a country where a widely discriminated race of former slaves has more success running for President than Catholics, whose first president found it necessary to write an open letter saying "Catholics aren't so bad" and whose policies toward neighboring countries were often informed by the Catholicism of said countries.

But I am incapable of tolerating a difference of opinion on the Catholic Church?