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Thank you for reminding me to change my password. I have. If you really have watched me masturbating (which I highly doubt, since I don't have a webcam), you'd know that I am an exhibitionist. I want people to see me stroking my giant schlong. If you really saw my porn, you'd know how much I want other people fantasizing about how I can squeeze the weasel all the way until I spray come all over the place, screaming out "Baby twist my nipples!" while I do so.

So I am not going to pay you. Please, if you have one of my videos, share it with the world. Send it to repressed Muslim countries so Taliban douchebags can see how big my pulsing member is, unable to get it out of their mind, wishing it were in their mouth instead. I want women in Wuhan to see my Dong while they're on lockdown so they can start looking me up. I want ladies around the world to send it to their friends and have filthy Sex and the City conversations about what they would do to get it.

So send it! Send it everywhere! Spray it across the internet like my spunk sprayed across the room last time I came.

And bitcoin? That's so 2017...