...who for 2 years will often make these like truly sexual noises when he's on a conference call and working from home. Not always, but often enough. Maybe when he forgets he's not on mute. Either way, all these other people keep ignoring it, and one day I got sick of it and just said, "Is everyone okay? I keep hearing these noises like someone's not okay. Let us know. We're worried." The deafening silence and the "um, um, yeahs" were amusing beyond all measure.
-Samantha Jones, SatC