A man named Adam walked along a forest trail, when suddenly he was stopped by an evil looking crone, who calls herself a witch. The witch screeches at him: "Tell me I am pretty or you will be cursed!"
Adam: "Sorry, but I don't find you attractive."
Witch: "Take that back, or you most surely will be cursed!" Adam: "Nope. You're hideous."
The witch then transformed him into an ant. Witch: "Look where your rudeness brought you! " Adam: "Yeah this sucks, but you still look like a moldy potato." Witch: "Very well, then. You will remain in this form until you repent and call me pretty!"
He remains adamant.
Mook
*MySmiley*
"Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbusters, by Ray Parker Jr.
*MySmiley*
"Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbusters, by Ray Parker Jr.
Time to share yet another hideous pun
- 28/01/2021 06:28:50 PM
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Adam Ant was a one-hit wonder. Remember? Goody Two Shoes *NM*
- 29/01/2021 09:05:04 PM
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Of course. "don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do, subtle innuendos follow..." *NM*
- 29/01/2021 10:44:34 PM
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*This went over my head*
- 30/01/2021 11:29:10 PM
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