Oh Damookster, Oh Damookster,
Oh Damookster, friend of mine
Do not post any more of this
Dreadful humor, friend of mine.

You're so funny, love you dearly
Humor there in every line.
All the dad jokes that are posted
Dreadful humor, friend of mine.

But my birthday, coming Monday
need a favor, friend of mine.
Do your best and post some extra
Mookie humor by the line.

I'll be happy, oh so happy,
Reading bad jokes, friend of mine.
Though the cost is likely groaning,
I will smile at every line.