I recall Joe Rogan once said (quoting another comedian, iirc) "show me a hot woman, and I'll show you a guy tired of fucking her."

And another well-known adage: there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity

Wisdom may be an old hag, but I'll bed her any day of the week

Of course, if we're taking your poll literally, unless I'm committing adultery, I'd have to boff courage before marrying wisdom, which is pointless. And if I bed courage after marrying wisdom, she'd rightly file for divorce. So this is a bit of a lose lose...

I was not built for serenity