I don't know what CERN black hole generator caused this, but this is the best timeline.

Not only has the country done a major shift away from it's trajectory into oblivion, but the opposition party is doing it's level best to ensure Trump's hegemony throughout his whole term.

Maybe, if we finally get rid of high fructose corn syrup, we might be able to divert the resource and actually have enough popcorn for the next four years.

Now if we could just fix the Berenstain Bears...