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and says, "doc, I need you to tell me I'm not losing my mind."
The doctor says, "How? What's the problem?"
His patient replies, "I need you to do something for me that's gonna sound insane. Please lean down, put your ear near my thigh, and listen."

Well at this the doctor is justifiably skeptical, but he decides to humor the man. He does as he asks and to his amazement, he hears a small voice begging for ten dollars!

The doctor jumps back in shock and stares at his patient who then says, "now listen to my knee!"
The doctor does so and hears a different voice saying, "how about five dollars?"

Before he can even react, the man says, "now my ankle."
This time the voice pleads, "can you spare just one dollar?"

He exclaims to the patient, "This is unprecedented! Nothing remotely like this has ever been documented before!"
"So you can't tell me what's wrong"
"I'll have to make and educated guess," replies the doctor.

"It seems your leg is broke in three places."