I'm considering to ask my middle child to get me a board stretcher for Father's day, for when I cut a piece of wood too short sometimes. Tell her to check Harbor Freight first, and then Home Depot or Lowes if they don't have one.

Can the gift be just that she tried? Because that would be awesome for me, and something I would remember for the rest of my life.

Neither the youngest child nor the oldest would fall for this, I think, but the middle girl might get all the way to a store before she found out.