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At my age, a kink is why my garden hose stopped working while I was washing my car.
At my age, a kink is why my garden hose stopped working while I was washing my car.
I don't know about washing your car, but I can attest to anyone who is curious that your garden hose has never stopped working in my presence, daddy. 
"I'll blow whomever I want, whenever I want, as long as I can still breathe and kneel."
-Samantha Jones, SatC
-Samantha Jones, SatC
What's the deal with dudes wearing pearls lately?
- 17/09/2026 06:12:34 PM
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- 17/09/2026 06:20:22 PM
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Bracelets, my man.
- 21/09/2026 03:59:20 PM
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Re: Bracelets, my man.
- 21/09/2026 09:54:31 PM
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I'm talking about what I saw, though
- 22/09/2026 03:44:58 AM
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Re: I'm talking about what I saw, though
- 22/09/2026 01:36:54 PM
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Do you need a pearl necklace?
- 22/09/2026 08:45:40 PM
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*NM*
You leave that old man alone!
- 23/09/2026 04:20:30 PM
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- 23/09/2026 08:26:12 PM
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That's a fun euphemism!
- 24/09/2026 04:06:02 AM
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