“I got your rug all wet.” - Eric to Sookie, mouth dripping

"Look, man, there are two kinds of people in this world. People who got no dreams, people who got dreams and don't do nothin' about it, and people who go out and fulfill their dreams. I don't know about you, but I'm the third kind, so you gonna help me out or not?" - Jason to Hoyt (lol'd @ Hoyt's expression here)

"You sure got some pretty lips, girlfriend." - Franklin, making the dead guy's mouth move as he mimics him. (That is one sick vamp! love it)