I was being at least half faecetious. I prefer reading his words, as opposed to simply finding out what happens, as in the case of Brandon Sanderson, or lots of TV shows I follow. I am actually looking forward more to WoW than aMoL, despite my overall preference for WoT.

Not to mention the question of what she is doing in the South, even if she is the common northern girl she pretend to be. As portrayed on the show, Tywin would be the sort to pick out numerous little clues that would betray her origin or social status.

It is not so much an isle, as a location in a city built on numerous isles (think Venice, on which Braavos is transparently modelled; canals, gondolas, etc), across the narrow sea on the large main continent on which Dany's entire story has been set.

The Isle of Faces is an isle on a lake known as the Gods' Eye, in Westeros. Harrenhal is built on the shore of that lake, and it is an historical site, with religious significance to those whose ways predate the Andals (probably why Harren, an ironborn king, decided to build his castle there, and the reason "the little crannogman" of Meera Reed's tale ended up attending the great tourney held there - he had been making a pilgrimmage to the island at the time). On that island, the First Men made a peace treaty with the Children of the Forest, and carved faces on all the trees on the isle. An order of hermits tends the trees there. You are confusing the references to the Faceless Men (with whom Arya is studying, though they have not referred to themselves as such) with the Isle of Faces.