16. Both love instant pudding (oddly, Semirhage favors vanilla while Moggy favors chocolate).

17. Both have a secret crush on Olver (poor kid!).

18. Neither has ever kissed a chipmunk (joining Larry the Cucumber in that distinction).

19. Both wear a size 7 shoe (although their choice of footwear varies dramatically - Semirhage prefers black leather hip boots while Moggy prefers red canvas sneakers).

20. Both think Moridin is a total wanker (actually, that's probably true).

21. Neither knows ventriloquism (also probably true).

22. Both bit the (respective) heads off their AoL husbands (unsurprisingly).

23. Strangely, both can recite at least a dozen limericks that begin "There once was a man from Nantucket ..." (strange not because they know the poems, but because neither has any idea where Nantucket is).

24. Neither owns a mansion or a yacht (unlike Elmer J. Fudd, Millionaire).

25. Both find opera excruciatingly tedious (don't we all?).

26. Both once (and only once) told a knock-knock joke to the Great Lord (in both cases the subsequent punishment was quite severe).

27. Neither wears a cape (regularly). Edna Mode has swayed them from such practice.

28. Both claim to have devised fool-proof methods for ridding oneself of the hiccups (neither works, btw).