your company still haven't compensated me properly for the incident involving the call box my husband ordered from you. as i told you then, it exploded and burned most of my house down. usefull as your free domination band was, it does nothing to replace my house and my carpet looms.

if i don't hear from anyone with in a week i will send for the nearest grey sister and get my compensation

yours with bated breath

anon, Emonds Field