So you were an artist? Big deal. Elvis was an artist, but that didn't stop him from joining the service in time of war. That's why he's the King, and you're a schmuck.
sure the unsolved mysteries will spark 100+ post threads
Mysteries like who was Slayer's patron in WH, or who posed as Sammael in KoD to send the Trolloc army, might never be revealed, though it would be interesting to know of course.