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ROFL. Remind me to never insult you; you're too good at this! *NM* Mik Send a noteboard - 06/09/2010 12:14:30 PM

Yo momma so fat a full circle couldn't lift her.

Yo momma so ugly the draghkar wouldn't kiss her.

Yo momma so ugly the zomara couldn't wipe her from its memory.

You momma so ugly a grolm tried to mate with her.

Yo momma so fat that she always has toh.

Yo momma so ugly even Mat wouldn't do her.

Yo momma so fat the a'dam won't fit.

Yo momma so ugly the Amayar poison their children.
Mik ~ Ishamaels halfmad 'brother'

Death dances in my footsteps....
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WoT Yo mamma jokes. callandor1000 - 06/09/2010 05:34:15 AM 1612 Views
Yo mamma is so ugly, she'd paralyze a Fade with her gaze Mik - 06/09/2010 07:39:08 AM 864 Views
Yo momma so ugly, LTT apologized for "whatever he did to her" in his madness. Phelix - 06/09/2010 08:31:10 AM 911 Views
HA ha! Love the Dragonmount one. *NM* j-whitt987 - 06/09/2010 10:35:06 AM 349 Views
Lol Sidious - 06/09/2010 10:55:36 AM 971 Views
ROFL. Remind me to never insult you; you're too good at this! *NM* Mik - 06/09/2010 12:14:30 PM 424 Views
*NM* car'a'aman - 06/09/2010 02:58:34 PM 402 Views
you momma so fat she sealed the bore newyorkersedai - 08/09/2010 01:03:13 AM 779 Views
Ok, the Bore is my favorite *NM* CatherineSedai - 12/10/2010 05:53:16 AM 327 Views
Yo mamma is so mean Cadsuane admires her! Evil_Monkey - 06/09/2010 11:28:33 AM 742 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. Ryan - 06/09/2010 04:00:23 PM 928 Views
nice, especially the Blight and the Myrdraal ones. *NM* car'a'aman - 06/09/2010 04:18:14 PM 405 Views
Bazinga! The Doctor - 06/09/2010 05:09:33 PM 980 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. Yunalesca - 06/09/2010 05:27:33 PM 1368 Views
I like the Accepted Test one *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/09/2010 06:16:57 PM 395 Views
*NM* Yunalesca - 06/09/2010 06:28:42 PM 433 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. TaskmasterJack - 06/09/2010 08:08:23 PM 929 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. Evil_Monkey - 06/09/2010 08:40:19 PM 772 Views
Yo Mamma's so fat, Demandred has been hiding behind her for 12 books! *NM* entyti - 07/09/2010 07:34:53 PM 435 Views
THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE! Damn, son, thats a good joke. You win the contest. callandor1000 - 08/09/2010 02:37:03 PM 806 Views
You can't just declare a winner Sidious - 08/09/2010 04:14:19 PM 793 Views
I can, too. You South Africans just don't know that. *NM* callandor1000 - 08/09/2010 07:48:58 PM 365 Views
*NM* Sidious - 08/09/2010 08:12:14 PM 326 Views
they don't get better than this... *NM* car'a'aman - 08/09/2010 05:03:31 PM 414 Views
Like *NM* BlackAdder - 08/09/2010 10:55:40 PM 390 Views
Yo mamma so dumb she think callandor is OP device used to keep track of which day it is. *NM* Shishka - 08/09/2010 08:21:41 PM 360 Views
Yo mamma so fat she ripped a hole in the Pattern. *NM* Marshall - 08/09/2010 09:44:47 PM 325 Views
Yo momma so fat she broke a bridge in The Ways *NM* Marshall - 08/09/2010 09:53:24 PM 394 Views
Yo mamma's so ugly she killed Asmodean *NM* Yunalesca - 08/09/2010 10:27:40 PM 343 Views
Yo mamma's so ugly Asmodean saw her coming, shouted "You? NO!" and then killed himself. *NM* Darth_Katie - 08/09/2010 10:58:26 PM 474 Views
Yo mamma so poor, she thought the Game of Houses was a sweepstakes BlackAdder - 08/09/2010 11:23:42 PM 730 Views
Re: Yo mamma so poor, she thought the Game of Houses was a sweepstakes Evil_Monkey - 11/09/2010 11:13:50 AM 639 Views
Yo mamma so fat she got her own sept, clan, and hold. *NM* CatherineSedai - 11/09/2010 11:04:01 AM 462 Views
Yo momma so fat she got her own access ter'angreal *NM* Marshall - 12/10/2010 03:35:25 PM 342 Views
LoL! *NM* Shishka - 13/10/2010 03:02:18 PM 344 Views
Revising my old one... Evil_Monkey - 13/10/2010 02:52:18 AM 732 Views
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