Yo momma so ugly the Dark One resealed the Bore.
Yo momma so ugly a Trolloc wouldn't do her.
Yo momma so fat her farts rip the Pattern.
Yo momma so fat she spooned with the Spine of the World
Yo momma so fat Machin Shin calls her $#@ a summer home.
Yo momma so ugly Mordeith wouldn't take her soul.
Yo momma so ugly Aes Sedai use her to personalize the Taint.
Yo momma so ugly the Blight retreats from her.
Yo momma so ugly the Myrdraal wished they had eyes to rip out.
Yo momma so ugly a Trolloc wouldn't do her.
Yo momma so fat her farts rip the Pattern.
Yo momma so fat she spooned with the Spine of the World
Yo momma so fat Machin Shin calls her $#@ a summer home.
Yo momma so ugly Mordeith wouldn't take her soul.
Yo momma so ugly Aes Sedai use her to personalize the Taint.
Yo momma so ugly the Blight retreats from her.
Yo momma so ugly the Myrdraal wished they had eyes to rip out.
The past is just that, the past. You can only truly live by looking to the future!
WoT Yo mamma jokes.
06/09/2010 05:34:15 AM
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Yo momma so ugly, LTT apologized for "whatever he did to her" in his madness.
06/09/2010 08:31:10 AM
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Lol
06/09/2010 10:55:36 AM
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ROFL. Remind me to never insult you; you're too good at this! *NM*
06/09/2010 12:14:30 PM
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Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes.
06/09/2010 04:00:23 PM
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Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes.
06/09/2010 05:27:33 PM
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Yo Mamma's so fat, Demandred has been hiding behind her for 12 books! *NM*
07/09/2010 07:34:53 PM
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THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE! Damn, son, thats a good joke. You win the contest.
08/09/2010 02:37:03 PM
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You can't just declare a winner
08/09/2010 04:14:19 PM
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Yo mamma so dumb she think callandor is OP device used to keep track of which day it is. *NM*
08/09/2010 08:21:41 PM
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Yo mamma's so ugly she killed Asmodean *NM*
08/09/2010 10:27:40 PM
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Yo mamma's so ugly Asmodean saw her coming, shouted "You? NO!" and then killed himself. *NM*
08/09/2010 10:58:26 PM
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Yo mamma so poor, she thought the Game of Houses was a sweepstakes
08/09/2010 11:23:42 PM
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11/09/2010 11:13:50 AM
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