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ROFL. Remind me to never insult you; you're too good at this! *NM* Mik Send a noteboard - 06/09/2010 12:14:30 PM

Yo momma so fat a full circle couldn't lift her.

Yo momma so ugly the draghkar wouldn't kiss her.

Yo momma so ugly the zomara couldn't wipe her from its memory.

You momma so ugly a grolm tried to mate with her.

Yo momma so fat that she always has toh.

Yo momma so ugly even Mat wouldn't do her.

Yo momma so fat the a'dam won't fit.

Yo momma so ugly the Amayar poison their children.
Mik ~ Ishamaels halfmad 'brother'

Death dances in my footsteps....
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WoT Yo mamma jokes. callandor1000 - 06/09/2010 05:34:15 AM 1843 Views
Yo mamma is so ugly, she'd paralyze a Fade with her gaze Mik - 06/09/2010 07:39:08 AM 1081 Views
Yo momma so ugly, LTT apologized for "whatever he did to her" in his madness. Phelix - 06/09/2010 08:31:10 AM 1155 Views
HA ha! Love the Dragonmount one. *NM* j-whitt987 - 06/09/2010 10:35:06 AM 459 Views
Lol Sidious - 06/09/2010 10:55:36 AM 1189 Views
ROFL. Remind me to never insult you; you're too good at this! *NM* Mik - 06/09/2010 12:14:30 PM 520 Views
*NM* car'a'aman - 06/09/2010 02:58:34 PM 499 Views
you momma so fat she sealed the bore newyorkersedai - 08/09/2010 01:03:13 AM 1000 Views
Ok, the Bore is my favorite *NM* CatherineSedai - 12/10/2010 05:53:16 AM 431 Views
Yo mamma is so mean Cadsuane admires her! Evil_Monkey - 06/09/2010 11:28:33 AM 972 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. Ryan - 06/09/2010 04:00:23 PM 1162 Views
nice, especially the Blight and the Myrdraal ones. *NM* car'a'aman - 06/09/2010 04:18:14 PM 500 Views
Bazinga! The Doctor - 06/09/2010 05:09:33 PM 1212 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. Yunalesca - 06/09/2010 05:27:33 PM 1593 Views
I like the Accepted Test one *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/09/2010 06:16:57 PM 494 Views
*NM* Yunalesca - 06/09/2010 06:28:42 PM 541 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. TaskmasterJack - 06/09/2010 08:08:23 PM 1197 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. Evil_Monkey - 06/09/2010 08:40:19 PM 1035 Views
Yo Mamma's so fat, Demandred has been hiding behind her for 12 books! *NM* entyti - 07/09/2010 07:34:53 PM 542 Views
THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE! Damn, son, thats a good joke. You win the contest. callandor1000 - 08/09/2010 02:37:03 PM 1032 Views
You can't just declare a winner Sidious - 08/09/2010 04:14:19 PM 1022 Views
I can, too. You South Africans just don't know that. *NM* callandor1000 - 08/09/2010 07:48:58 PM 471 Views
*NM* Sidious - 08/09/2010 08:12:14 PM 425 Views
they don't get better than this... *NM* car'a'aman - 08/09/2010 05:03:31 PM 521 Views
Like *NM* BlackAdder - 08/09/2010 10:55:40 PM 491 Views
Yo mamma so dumb she think callandor is OP device used to keep track of which day it is. *NM* Shishka - 08/09/2010 08:21:41 PM 450 Views
Yo mamma so fat she ripped a hole in the Pattern. *NM* Marshall - 08/09/2010 09:44:47 PM 429 Views
Yo momma so fat she broke a bridge in The Ways *NM* Marshall - 08/09/2010 09:53:24 PM 497 Views
Yo mamma's so ugly she killed Asmodean *NM* Yunalesca - 08/09/2010 10:27:40 PM 455 Views
Yo mamma's so ugly Asmodean saw her coming, shouted "You? NO!" and then killed himself. *NM* Darth_Katie - 08/09/2010 10:58:26 PM 569 Views
Yo mamma so poor, she thought the Game of Houses was a sweepstakes BlackAdder - 08/09/2010 11:23:42 PM 950 Views
Re: Yo mamma so poor, she thought the Game of Houses was a sweepstakes Evil_Monkey - 11/09/2010 11:13:50 AM 842 Views
Yo mamma so fat she got her own sept, clan, and hold. *NM* CatherineSedai - 11/09/2010 11:04:01 AM 559 Views
Yo momma so fat she got her own access ter'angreal *NM* Marshall - 12/10/2010 03:35:25 PM 443 Views
LoL! *NM* Shishka - 13/10/2010 03:02:18 PM 452 Views
Revising my old one... Evil_Monkey - 13/10/2010 02:52:18 AM 941 Views
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