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Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. Ryan Send a noteboard - 06/09/2010 04:00:23 PM
Yo momma so ugly the Dark One resealed the Bore.

Yo momma so ugly a Trolloc wouldn't do her.

Yo momma so fat her farts rip the Pattern.

Yo momma so fat she spooned with the Spine of the World

Yo momma so fat Machin Shin calls her $#@ a summer home.

Yo momma so ugly Mordeith wouldn't take her soul.

Yo momma so ugly Aes Sedai use her to personalize the Taint.

Yo momma so ugly the Blight retreats from her.

Yo momma so ugly the Myrdraal wished they had eyes to rip out.
The past is just that, the past. You can only truly live by looking to the future!
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WoT Yo mamma jokes. callandor1000 - 06/09/2010 05:34:15 AM 1691 Views
Yo mamma is so ugly, she'd paralyze a Fade with her gaze Mik - 06/09/2010 07:39:08 AM 934 Views
Yo momma so ugly, LTT apologized for "whatever he did to her" in his madness. Phelix - 06/09/2010 08:31:10 AM 993 Views
HA ha! Love the Dragonmount one. *NM* j-whitt987 - 06/09/2010 10:35:06 AM 383 Views
Lol Sidious - 06/09/2010 10:55:36 AM 1050 Views
ROFL. Remind me to never insult you; you're too good at this! *NM* Mik - 06/09/2010 12:14:30 PM 458 Views
*NM* car'a'aman - 06/09/2010 02:58:34 PM 435 Views
you momma so fat she sealed the bore newyorkersedai - 08/09/2010 01:03:13 AM 851 Views
Ok, the Bore is my favorite *NM* CatherineSedai - 12/10/2010 05:53:16 AM 371 Views
Yo mamma is so mean Cadsuane admires her! Evil_Monkey - 06/09/2010 11:28:33 AM 824 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. Ryan - 06/09/2010 04:00:23 PM 1003 Views
nice, especially the Blight and the Myrdraal ones. *NM* car'a'aman - 06/09/2010 04:18:14 PM 437 Views
Bazinga! The Doctor - 06/09/2010 05:09:33 PM 1070 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. Yunalesca - 06/09/2010 05:27:33 PM 1440 Views
I like the Accepted Test one *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/09/2010 06:16:57 PM 428 Views
*NM* Yunalesca - 06/09/2010 06:28:42 PM 462 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. TaskmasterJack - 06/09/2010 08:08:23 PM 1008 Views
Re: WoT Yo mamma jokes. Evil_Monkey - 06/09/2010 08:40:19 PM 851 Views
Yo Mamma's so fat, Demandred has been hiding behind her for 12 books! *NM* entyti - 07/09/2010 07:34:53 PM 471 Views
THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE! Damn, son, thats a good joke. You win the contest. callandor1000 - 08/09/2010 02:37:03 PM 885 Views
You can't just declare a winner Sidious - 08/09/2010 04:14:19 PM 867 Views
I can, too. You South Africans just don't know that. *NM* callandor1000 - 08/09/2010 07:48:58 PM 402 Views
*NM* Sidious - 08/09/2010 08:12:14 PM 361 Views
they don't get better than this... *NM* car'a'aman - 08/09/2010 05:03:31 PM 451 Views
Like *NM* BlackAdder - 08/09/2010 10:55:40 PM 422 Views
Yo mamma so dumb she think callandor is OP device used to keep track of which day it is. *NM* Shishka - 08/09/2010 08:21:41 PM 390 Views
Yo mamma so fat she ripped a hole in the Pattern. *NM* Marshall - 08/09/2010 09:44:47 PM 361 Views
Yo momma so fat she broke a bridge in The Ways *NM* Marshall - 08/09/2010 09:53:24 PM 433 Views
Yo mamma's so ugly she killed Asmodean *NM* Yunalesca - 08/09/2010 10:27:40 PM 387 Views
Yo mamma's so ugly Asmodean saw her coming, shouted "You? NO!" and then killed himself. *NM* Darth_Katie - 08/09/2010 10:58:26 PM 502 Views
Yo mamma so poor, she thought the Game of Houses was a sweepstakes BlackAdder - 08/09/2010 11:23:42 PM 802 Views
Re: Yo mamma so poor, she thought the Game of Houses was a sweepstakes Evil_Monkey - 11/09/2010 11:13:50 AM 706 Views
Yo mamma so fat she got her own sept, clan, and hold. *NM* CatherineSedai - 11/09/2010 11:04:01 AM 494 Views
Yo momma so fat she got her own access ter'angreal *NM* Marshall - 12/10/2010 03:35:25 PM 373 Views
LoL! *NM* Shishka - 13/10/2010 03:02:18 PM 376 Views
Revising my old one... Evil_Monkey - 13/10/2010 02:52:18 AM 806 Views
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