Rand : I have a sa'angreal. I shall go to a mountain and cry and then maybe destroy the world. I will then destroy the sa'angreal. It was too cool to use anyway.
Egwene : I have a sa'angreal. I shall use this power to destroy the Seanchan and save the White Tower. I have used it. I shall now put it back in the storeroom. I am not a lunatic.

Rand : I want a relationship. I shall marry three women and please them each on varying days, and also put them before the fate of the world.
Egwene : I want a relationship. I shall wait until I have the White Tower under my control and until the world is safe until I have this luxury. In the mean time I shall have erotic dreams about him, and Lanfear can watch those if she likes.

Rand : So many of the Forsaken want to kill me. I can't handle it. All people hate me. I hate humanity. Too much too much!
Egwene : So many of the Forsaken want to kill me. Siuan, what other business is there for the day?

Rand : I'll kill you, Tam!!
Egwene : I miss you, Bran.

Rand : I shall never kill a woman. Even if I'm about to die. Maybe later I shall grow some balls, but I need to be pushed to the side of insanity to actually do it.
Egwene : Mess with me, and you're a dead man. Or woman.

Rand : I've been captured. I shall never trust anyone again. If only I could squeal and Sulin would hear me, and help me.
Egwene : I've been captured. I shall turn this misfortune into the best idea ever. Stay back, yon Rescuers!!

Rand : Sit in the corner, Moiraine. You're a fool. Both you and Siuan Sanche.
Egwene : Could you teach me something? I know you've been around the world, so I'm keen to learn.

Rand : I wonder if Egwene is even alive?
Egwene : Siuan, what has Rand been up to today?

Rand : Darkfriends? At my Black Tower? Min, fluff the pillows... I'll be there in ten.
Egwene : I've purged the Tower of evil. Next!

Rand : A fireball! Use your hand to deflect it.
Egwene : A fireball! Use saidar to knock it away.

Rand : You're exiled Cadsuane. I'll kill you if I see you.
Egwene : Tell every Aes Sedai to get their asses back here. We have a world-breaking war to prepare for.

Rand : One hand. I'll have to learn the sword forms again.
Egwene : A white dress. I must be Amyrlin within a week.

Rand : I don't have time for...
Egwene : Yes, let's see to this urgently...