Lanfear is my favourite Forsaken, but she's dead, and Graendal is entertaining because she's a nasty little minx like Semirhage - and not the most potent sedatives in the forms of Aran'gar and Demandred.

Still, putting up with these deliberately ignorant statements regarding simple quotes is taking its toll. No wonder Fionwe is rude from the outset - five years of blabbing about the world's most flawed and easily disproved theory is enough to make a boulder scream.