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Re: Yeah, I still don't understand his logic. The Silver Snake Send a noteboard - 24/11/2010 03:18:48 AM
Slayer f*d up so did he get f*d up the butt by Shadar Haran?

I'm serious. I'm losing sleep over this man cuz' someone mentioned this to me and I don't think that's appropriate...but was this the interpretation? The deleted epilogue of ToM probably said something like, 'Slayer you lost the dream spike, so I'm going to give you another one-- take your pants off so I can give it to you.'

Next time Perrin sees Slayer is he going to be like, 'What's the deal'yo, why are you walking with a limp, I thought I stabbed you in the chest?'



Shaidar Haran's smile at Graendal in the epilogue pretty much convinced me on how exactly the DO punishes those who fail. Since Slayer failed in his duties . . .


he has sex with him. But he's the freaking Dark One, a supreme being, a deity if you will. I don't really get how having sex with a deity is supposed to demean you.

Don't get me wrong, rape is still rape, but you'd think the embodiment of evil would have better forms of punishment than having sex with his minions when they screw up. Screwing the screw-ups (hehe, I'm so clever).

I mean honestly, look at how hard Lanfear tried to get into Lews Therin's pants, because he was the strongest channeler alive. She'd probably have an orgasm just thinking about doing Shai'tan.


True. However, think of it like this. The DO's cap-lock key is broken. Now, that's just his voice. How do you think that carries over into other areas??? Besides, do you really think the embodiment of all evil is going to take the time to get a good review on his performance?

Shai'tan in the sack? No thank you.
"Courage to strengthen, fire to blind, music to dazzle iron to bind."

Finally, Moiraine is free to rain down her fiery majesty on all those who would oppose the Light.
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Did Slayer get it up the Butt? Reishi - 21/11/2010 10:30:32 AM 3507 Views
I doubt we'll be seeing Perrin use the word "yo" Lordling - 21/11/2010 04:41:06 PM 1519 Views
fantastic detective work. *NM* Velveti - 21/11/2010 05:30:20 PM 637 Views
Re: Did Slayer get it up the Butt? RAAM - 22/11/2010 10:21:48 AM 1296 Views
I hope so. RugbyPlayingAshaman - 23/11/2010 04:01:44 PM 1129 Views
The possibility is there . . . The Silver Snake - 24/11/2010 02:19:38 AM 1195 Views
Yeah, I still don't understand his logic. BlackAdder - 24/11/2010 03:07:05 AM 1163 Views
Re: Yeah, I still don't understand his logic. The Silver Snake - 24/11/2010 03:18:48 AM 1147 Views
Hmm, brings new meaning to the term black rain. HOWEVER, BlackAdder - 24/11/2010 03:37:28 AM 1405 Views
No one ever accused the DO of being original The Silver Snake - 24/11/2010 03:47:20 AM 1206 Views
Re: Hmm, brings new meaning to the term black rain. HOWEVER, RAAM - 24/11/2010 10:22:23 AM 1145 Views
Yeah, it's more disturbing than anything. RugbyPlayingAshaman - 24/11/2010 05:36:42 PM 1048 Views
yah, the DO seems a bit more "schoolyard bully" than "ultimate evil" LadyLorraine - 24/11/2010 05:44:46 PM 1017 Views
Nah, give him more credit. The Silver Snake - 26/11/2010 03:36:47 AM 990 Views
Re: yah, the DO seems a bit more "schoolyard bully" than "ultimate evil" Underwood - 19/05/2011 09:11:50 PM 963 Views
Re: Yeah, I still don't understand his logic. Lord Haart - 26/11/2010 08:09:07 AM 1197 Views
I wonder if others lost sleep over this... *NM* Larry - 17/05/2011 03:04:39 AM 477 Views
Perhaps that's why you revived this topic? *NM* Praziquantel - 20/05/2011 02:05:42 AM 481 Views
One thing nobody is mentioning... Evil_Monkey - 19/05/2011 01:49:17 PM 951 Views
I bet it's shaped like Harry Potter's scar *NM* Deadsy - 19/05/2011 09:00:01 PM 494 Views
Bwah ha ha ha! On second thought, OUWWWWWWW!!!!! *NM* Evil_Monkey - 20/05/2011 03:05:16 AM 462 Views
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