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Re: So what were your bottom five ToM scenes? saangrealsmoker Send a noteboard - 01/12/2010 02:31:32 PM
1. Matts letter. 2. Elayne interrogating the black ajah.


Annoying as hell, both of 'em. Don't even tell me Mat is that bad of a speller. I guess he just started being one too, as his letter to Elayne and Nynaeve in Ebou Dar was uh, nothing at all like the one he just sent Elayne! I second whoever said that Jordan's letter would have been hilarious.

Elayne just bungles the shit outta things eh? Damn Min, you should have kept your mouth shut on this one subject, because all we've seen out of it is some reckless BS. I feel for Birgitte.

Uh, I know this was a tiny tiny part, but Egwene thinking to herself "Well, I sure as hell am NOT going to be tested. No need. Shouldn't have to." just made me want to slap her. Way to circumvent the laws there, Ms. I Am Tower Law. Weren't we supposed to hate Elaida for screeching that same line in TGS? I know some big players will probably have to take a bullet in the Last Battle, and I hope Egwene is one of them. As I said before, she can get balefired right the hell outta the pattern and I would still miss Hopper more.

But yeah, her saying that, then browbeating Nynaeve, then letting the sisters at the ter'angreal put her through living hell? This was such a... "David Brent" move, a la The Office (UK). Just pathetic. What's next? Some vague management jargon, telling the Sitters they need to "look at the whole pie" before rejecting the Kin? Get your ass in the ter'angreal and do what needs to be done.

Well I'll be... I almost forgot her little tidbit with Rand! "Hmm. Yeah, we are facing the doom of the entire universe, with you as our only hope. Now, forget about reality unraveling, I'm gonna need you to sit down for a few weeks and be probed for signs of insanity. Hope you understand!". Whaaat? Thank god Rand just told her to get a life, and that he's got some matters of slight importance that need tending to. I cannot wait to see Ms. Tower Law in action when the Seanchan tear the roof off the joint, and THIS time her ass has to hold to the Oaths!
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So what were your bottom five ToM scenes? - 29/11/2010 10:40:47 AM 2424 Views
I love Ituralde, slightly A-teamish but better more realistic than most of the stuff in there *NM* - 29/11/2010 03:15:03 PM 719 Views
I agree here. - 29/11/2010 04:23:37 PM 1463 Views
and it is still realistic. After all, Luck is part of reality *nod* *NM* - 29/11/2010 05:16:39 PM 632 Views
Agreed - 30/11/2010 12:50:35 AM 1440 Views
Oh, I loved the scene with Perrin's Hammar - 29/11/2010 05:15:48 PM 1772 Views
Mats letter +1. Then the others... - 29/11/2010 06:00:59 PM 1629 Views
Healing the madness makes sense - 30/11/2010 03:51:35 AM 1406 Views
Mat's poor writing skills actually make sense - 29/11/2010 06:57:38 PM 1635 Views
I always imagined he'd have better spelling skills, though. - 29/11/2010 07:09:20 PM 1350 Views
he does. *NM* - 29/11/2010 09:25:19 PM 666 Views
this is wrong (from canon) - 29/11/2010 09:24:35 PM 1553 Views
bunch of geeks take this too serious :p - 30/11/2010 12:07:38 AM 1344 Views
Given how poorly edited both books have been so far - 30/11/2010 01:13:58 AM 1450 Views
Yes - 30/11/2010 02:02:28 AM 1530 Views
Re: this is wrong (from canon) - 30/11/2010 04:18:14 PM 1461 Views
nah - 30/11/2010 04:28:53 PM 1461 Views
I disagree... - 01/12/2010 05:20:37 PM 1223 Views
I liked it - 30/11/2010 12:55:41 AM 1244 Views
Re: Mat's poor writing skills actually make sense - 30/11/2010 11:11:50 AM 1262 Views
That is what made me think Mat wrote the letter that way on purpose. - 30/11/2010 01:57:26 PM 1523 Views
Re: So what were your bottom five ToM scenes? - 29/11/2010 11:41:48 PM 1444 Views
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Re: Ituralde - 30/11/2010 03:57:55 AM 1433 Views
Re: So what were your bottom five ToM scenes? - 30/11/2010 02:12:11 AM 1504 Views
Worst part of reading the book was logging on here afterwards. - 30/11/2010 03:44:50 AM 1558 Views
ta'veren is old tongue for "main character" you know.... - 30/11/2010 04:32:29 AM 1697 Views
plainly you are a Blasphemer and Great Traitor. - 30/11/2010 11:51:07 AM 1389 Views
"We're done, al'Thor. From now on, I care nothing for you." - 30/11/2010 04:44:16 AM 1399 Views
I became stupider having read that monologue. *NM* - 02/12/2010 05:17:31 AM 780 Views
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Re: So what were your bottom five ToM scenes? - 02/12/2010 08:17:40 AM 1344 Views
My argument is probably not valid, but I'll give it anyway - 02/12/2010 05:13:58 PM 1293 Views

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