Transcript linked below. I will probably tweak a few more things, hence the link rather than copy-paste. I was going to make Deadsy post it here since she helped with the transcript but she pulled a surprise bedtime on us. Luckers also helped and cross-posted the transcript at DM, but I don't think he's keeping up with my tweaks any more...

Also, AMOL should be added to the topic list, eh?

PS—The text has been replaced with the official version since it was posted, with a link. So any of you who read the version on Theoryland after the official one was posted days ago actually read the official version, including Brandon's official typos. Just saying.