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Wot Practical Jokes


Dye Elaida's shawl-fringe black.

Attach a note to her back saying "I'm looking for a Warder, any takers?"

Dye all the White sisters' shawl fringes green.

Change the hawk on Berelain's tiara to a falcon

Hide all the Maidens' veils

Give Anath Fain's dagger to look after.

Give Delana the a'dam necklace, and Halima the bracelet.

Tell Moridin the last seals are in the Tower of Ghenjei in Tel'aran'rhiod.

Offer to toss dice with the Gholam for your life.

Sneak in and chop short the Ogier Deathwatch Guards' axe handles.

Tell some Darkfriends Galad is out walking by himself.

Dye Nynaeve's hair platinium blonde when she is asleep.

"Accidentally" drop black paint on the White Tower.

Put a red sock in a load of novices' washing.

Drop bleach in a Black Tower wash.

Sneak into a damane kennel and take off all the a'dam. Then hide them.

Hide Graendal's streith gown.

Push Alviarin off the top of Elaida's new palace.

Shave Selucia's head when she is asleep.

Graffiti "Aes Sedai rule" in the Fortress of the Light.

Graffiti "Cairhien rocks" anywhere in the Waste.

Draw the Drangon's fang liberally in the Dome of Truth.

Graffiti "Black Ajah and proud of it" on Elaida's door.

Give Haliman'gar a sex change.

Hide all the Asha'man's coats.

Borrow Callandor for use as a prism in light experiments.

Put tacks on the Crystal Throne.

Graffiti "Release the Damane" somewhere at the Court of the Nine Moons.

Offer to show Elaida around the Black Tower. Then do so.

Put Nynaeve and Myrelle in the same room. Then lock the door for ten minutes. A couple of stretchers might come in handy.

The following added on 10/14/01.

Put a couple of sparrow eggs in Verin's sleeping bag just before she wakes up.

Change all of Min's pants with lacy dresses.

Take someone into Tel'aran'rhiod and talk them into sneaking up on Moghedien and yelling "Boo!"

Tell the leader of the Corenne he just stepped on Artur Hawkwing's grave.

Say to Shaidar Haran "Isn't that Barbara Streisand?" and while he's busy looking for his autograph book tie his shoelaces together.

Painting a pony pitch black and send him into a Shienaran fort screaming: "Darkhound! Run for your lives!!!"

Tie a fishing string to a chair and pull it towards you saying: "See, I can too channel in here!" while standing in a Stedding.

The following added on 1/5/02.

When Elaida is asleep, you tattoo the Dragon's Fang all over her back.

When Mat comes home from one of his rides, he finds that someone has painted his entire appartment in pink.

While Nyneave is in Tel'aran'rhiod, cut her hair, make a cockscomb and dye her hair bright orange. (this might be a bit risky though)

Tell Faile that Perrin has shaved off his beard.

The following added on 1/26/02.

When Berelain is flirting with Perrin and wearing a low-cut dress, make her gasp. (This is a very practical joke. --Arok)

The following added on 2/9/02.

Cut off Nynaeve’s braid and staple it to Tuon’s head.

The following added on 3/23/02.

Tell Gawyn and Morgase that their beloved Elayne is the first of three to mother the dragon's children.