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Jeez have you got lots to look forward to Druid - 27/01/2003 10:59:36 PM

Getting old? Hogwash

Wait till you really start to age.

The joys of prostate exams - not so good in your case as the piles will interfere with the doctor's finger

The joys of annual check-ups - when they try to engender a heart attack on a treadmill, just to see if you are likely to have one.

The joys of your eyesight failing to the point where you cannot see where hair is growing or where you missed cutting/shaving it.

The joys of failing hearing, having damaged it with loud music.

The joys of taking much much longer for tendons and the like to heal.

Getting old? You? Hogwash!








Druid
The Old Man of Oz

Object of Desire (retired)

The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.

"I blame Alric"

That's my little puppy!




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