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You know what will fix you right up Spettio - 24/01/2003 04:47:01 AM

Thats right lashings of oral sex. At the very least it'll stave off complaints for at least *checks watch and calculates* three minutes.
Oh but I feel your pain and not just for my own sadistic entertainment. If its true that you are only as old as you feel then somedays you are bound to feel 150 and somedays its like you're 18 all over again. Thats right acne for Africa and a morning boner like nobodys business.



Engaged to be married to her very own Mr Rob
Once again I put the blame squarely on tight pants




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