I'm interested in what foreign persons/beings/entities think and know about the Netherlands and the Dutch. So here are some challenging questions:

1. What's the first thing you associate with the Netherlands?

Dutch people

2. What's the first thing you associate with the Dutch?

Being odd

3. What food do you associate with the Netherlands?

Edam cheese, and chocolate sprinkles on toast

4. Have you ever tried it?
yes
if yes: Did you like it?
the cheese yes the chocolate on toast kind of

if not: Are you willing to try it someday?

5. What drink do you associate with the Netherlands?
advocate
6. Have you ever tried it?
yes
if yes: Did you like it?
only if I'm really desperate
if not: Are you going to drink it someday?

7. What sport do you associate with the Netherlands? and why?
football, and cycling - because that's what Dutch people seem interested in
8. Have you ever met someone who was Dutch (IRL)?
yes
if yes: What was it like?
wierd
if not: Would you like to meet one?

9. Have you ever dated someone who was Dutch?
no
if yes: What was it like? would you do it again?

if not: Would you like to date one?
depends on what they're like
10. Have you ever been to the Netherlands?
no
if yes: Did you like it here? What do you remember?

if not: Do you think you'll ever visit the Netherlands?
yes
11. Are you Dutch?
no
if yes: Why on earth are you taking this survey?

if not: Would you like to be one?
not really
12. How would you describe the Netherlands?
flat
13. How would you describe a stereotype Dutchman?
wierd and looks like either Bergkamp or van Nistelrooy
14. Do you think I am a stereotype Dutch girl?
probably
15. Do you know some Dutch words?
yes
if yes: give me some! (and their meaning )
I'm not repeating them here
if not: would you like to know some?

Thanks for answering all my questions and a good day/night/week/month/year!



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