I'm interested in what foreign persons/beings/entities think and know about the Netherlands and the Dutch. So here are some challenging questions:
Okey Dokey
1. What's the first thing you associate with the Netherlands?
Pot
2. What's the first thing you associate with the Dutch?
Pot
3. What food do you associate with the Netherlands?
Brownies?
4. Have you ever tried it?
Pot? Yes, hasn't everyone? Except Clinton that is.
if yes: Did you like it?
No, it didn't do anything for me.
if not: Are you willing to try it someday?
It IS illegal here you know
5. What drink do you associate with the Netherlands?
Heineken
6. Have you ever tried it?
Yes, my favorite beer.
if yes: Did you like it?
Yes.
if not: Are you going to drink it someday?
I will drink it tonight.
7. What sport do you associate with the Netherlands? and why?
Soccer. Not sure why though.
8. Have you ever met someone who was Dutch (IRL)?
Nope
if yes: What was it like?
I suppose it would be like any other person.
if not: Would you like to meet one?
Sure
9. Have you ever dated someone who was Dutch?
Nope
if yes: What was it like? would you do it again?
No clue
if not: Would you like to date one?
Dating is more than just a nationality thing. Unless you're in a competition with a friend to see how many different women from different countries. In that case, totally different.
10. Have you ever been to the Netherlands?
Nope
if yes: Did you like it here? What do you remember?
NA
if not: Do you think you'll ever visit the Netherlands?
Maybe.
11. Are you Dutch?
Nope
if yes: Why on earth are you taking this survey?
Nope
if not: Would you like to be one?
Nope.
12. How would you describe the Netherlands?
I would assume there's all sorts of marijuana plants
13. How would you describe a stereotype Dutchman?
High.
14. Do you think I am a stereotype Dutch girl?
No clue
15. Do you know some Dutch words?
Heineken. Amstel. They don't speak English there?
if yes: give me some! (and their meaning )
You? why?
if not: would you like to know some?
Meh
Thanks for answering all my questions and a good day/night/week/month/year!
You too.


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