1. What's the first thing you associate with the Netherlands?

windmills

2. What's the first thing you associate with the Dutch?

marijuana

3. What food do you associate with the Netherlands?

I forget the word for it....it's an Indonesian buffet the name of which means "rice table"

4. Have you ever tried it?

yes

if yes: Did you like it?

very much

if not: Are you willing to try it someday?

5. What drink do you associate with the Netherlands?

beer

6. Have you ever tried it?

once or twice

if yes: Did you like it?

oh yes

if not: Are you going to drink it someday?

7. What sport do you associate with the Netherlands? and why?

speed skating

8. Have you ever met someone who was Dutch (IRL)?

yes, an exchange student in high school and many when I was there

if yes: What was it like?

very nice people

if not: Would you like to meet one?

9. Have you ever dated someone who was Dutch?

no

if yes: What was it like? would you do it again?

if not: Would you like to date one?

I don't think my wife would approve.

10. Have you ever been to the Netherlands?

yes, when I was 16

if yes: Did you like it here? What do you remember?

yes, a lot. The street artists in Rotterdam

if not: Do you think you'll ever visit the Netherlands?

11. Are you Dutch?

no

if yes: Why on earth are you taking this survey?

if not: Would you like to be one?

sure, for a while

12. How would you describe the Netherlands?

flat

13. How would you describe a stereotype Dutchman?


blond, beer mug in one hand....joint in the other

14. Do you think I am a stereotype Dutch girl?

I wouldn't know....

15. Do you know some Dutch words?

no

if yes: give me some! (and their meaning )

if not: would you like to know some?

sure!




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